Thursday 20 December 2012

The 2012 London Nativity

Mary and Joe were heading to London in their little old Vauxhall Corsa. Mary was nearly due and it was uncomfortable for her to sit squeezed in the small car with the seat-belt tightly hugging her large bump.
They were heading for London. Joe's brother was competing in the Olympics and he had got them tickets.
It would be hell in London. there would be loads of people but Mary and Joe were very fond of Jimmy, Joe's brother and wanted to see him compete. He was in the Archery and his competition was being held at the Lords cricket ground venue on the outskirts of London.
But with Mary being pregnant they had not had time to get things sorted properly. They had got the best tickets - thanks to Jimmy and his influence being an athlete. That was all arranged ages ago and now they were beginning to wonder if it had been wise making the long journey as they little car was stuck in the heavy traffic on the M1.
It was summer and the sun was shining and they were sure that they would be able to find somewhere to stay.
And the competition was tomorrow.
The journey went on and on and the Mary was becoming more and more uncomfortable.
It was early evening when they pulled into the area of St John's Wood where Lords is situated and wondered what they would do for the night. They saw a hotel.
The friendly receptionist said “Sorry no room!”
There was a b and b but the lady there said “Sorry we booked out months ago - don't you know the Olympics are on!”
They called into a roadside pub to be told “Sorry we don't do accommodation”
Joe pleaded with the girl behind the bar pointing to Mary's bump and saying she had not long to go. He laid it on thick, telling the young woman about how uncomfortable Mary had found the long journey.
He explained that they had visited many hotels and b and bs but all said the same. Because of the Olympics they were full.
This barmaid had a sister who was expecting and she could recognise the state Mary was in. She had an idea.
“Why not go and ask my Aunty Peggy. She sometimes takes in lodgers. Here’s the address. Tell her Judy sent you.”
So they trailed to to the next street and went to the modern semi detached house.
The door was opened by an elderly lady with grey hair and thick glasses.
This was aunty Peggy.
But her reply was predictable. “No. Sorry! All my rooms are full of games-makers. They are working odd shifts keeping everything going so they are in and out all day and night but a lovely bunch they are too. I have no spare beds at all. No spare room I'm afraid.”
She glared through her thick specs at the huge bump as Mary stood pathetically at the door. the eyes behind the thick lenses softened as she looked at Mary's tired eyes.
“Just for tonight is it?” she asked.
She paused for a long moment as she weighed up a possibility in her mind.
“There is a sun lounger in the conservatory - you can kip there as its just for tonight. I'm only doing this considering the state you are in.” She looked at Joe and added “There are a few cushions on the floor for you.”
Mary settled down on the nice sunbed. The conservatory was not big but it was clean and there were blinds so it was not like being in a greenhouse.
Joe went out and returned twenty minutes later with two portions of fish and chips and some lemonade and they had a makeshift supper.
Mary was tired and as soon as she had finished her chips she was ready to sleep. Joe curled up as best he could on the cushions on the tiled floor and tried to relax thinking about the events of the day and his excitement for tomorrow.
Mary wasn't asleep long when she woke Joe. It was now dark but the summer sky was still glowing from the city streetlights.
“Oh... Joe its started.” she exclaimed. “Joe its started!”
Joe jumped up quickly and held Mary’s hand. It was clammy.
He knew he had to do something.
He grabbed his iphone. There wasn't an app for do it yourself midwifery!
He phoned his brother.
No reply.
The phone was switched off. He mused it was probably a rule in the athletes camp to switch off all phones on the night before their event.
He decided to call an ambulance. But where were they. He remembered the scrap of paper that had written down Auntie Peggy's address.
He dialed 999.
Ambulance. The telephonist explained she was sorry but there will be a delay as there has been an incident at the Olympic village.
I won't describe the next bit because it was noisy and a bit messy but things happened very quickly and soon a new young pair of lungs were filling the conservatory with a loud cry.
The ambulance arrived eventually and they did a quick check and cleaned Mary up then left them to it.
And the following day they went to Lords, with a baby wrapped in swaddling bands and tucked close into Mary's chest and watched Jimmy compete and get into the final but not win a medal. And in honour of his uncle they called the baby Jamie.
Image"Laying Around" courtesy of Timeless Photography / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

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